христо чукурлиев
by admin - Tuesday, 12 January 2016, 11:09 AM

Bill Gates: “So, how’s heaven, Steve?” 
Steve Jobs: “Great ! It just doesn’t have any wall or fence.” 
Bill Gates: “So…?” 
Steve Jobs: “So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates. I’m sorry, Bill, I didn’t mean to offend you.” 
Bill Gates: “It’s ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.” 
Steve Jobs: “Oh, what rumor?” 
Bill Gates: “That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no Jobs in heaven.” 
Steve Jobs : “Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay Jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven as everything will be provided free.